There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Look at a man. Look at him.
Look at a man in the morning. What is he?
A thing, banging into walls, in search of a toilet.
He is blind and he has an erection.
In his mind the two things are related.
(MlMlCKlNG FRANKENSTElN) I have no blood in my eyes!